| BeBe Bardot's DITTY'S |
The BeBe Bardot 12 Step Program "I vow to always remain...within 12 steps of a bar" My friend the Bugle Boy's Medical Maladies "He seems to have an incurable case of L.B.L.S...." Light Bladder Leakage Syndrome "He also appears to be horribly afflicted by R.P.S..." Restless Pecker Syndrome "He Keeps Dating those Internet Strumpets" The Hallway People "They have very SHORT attention spans" "We have a fund setup so they can get that short Attention Span Lengthened." "Every Man, Woman & Child is King/Queen of the hallway people". The Ditty That's what Bardot used to "Setup" his next song..."and that's spelled Dee..eye..Tee..Tee.Why (Not Tee..Eye..Tee..Tee..Why)" Where are you From? Portland... "I'm Sorry?"...Portland, Oregon.."No..I heard you the first time..I'm just Sorry you're from Portland". The Little Dog Song "A Little...Is better...Than nada!" "We won't pick on those with the "Little Dog" problem..but I will stair at the guilty parties and whistle". "I know you want a Gooey Enchilada" Eye Yi Yi Yi Yi Eye Yi Yi Yi Yi A-reeba A-reeba A..Reeeeeeba iF....U....Cee...Kay "If you should happen to see Kay...I want you to give her this message for me" "She & Brutus still make my beeee-hind itch" Betsy's Got Baggage "SSSSSSSSSet it...Down..Pleasezzzzz" "When Betsy's got baggage..I've got Baggage too" "Why can't your mother be more like my mother?" "Do I look fat in this?" |
| Recently discovered BeBe "Big Hair" Bardot Memorial page CLICK HERE! |
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April 9th 2010
| I Gotta Go Outside...............I have to take a Pooooop! |
| What are you looking at? I'm about to look at the guilty parties and whistle |
