Hit that restaurant, hit that bar, but don't forget to hit...that...jar.
Will play for Chardonnay
Lots of free cheese in a mouse trap
What a choice....Marriage or Death, Can't decide which is worse
Never own a couch
Inn animates, you don't own them........they own you
Always say a prayer for the troops
Don't "Mock"The Afflicted (Mock... as we called her was an extremely obnoxious individual)
SSSSSSSet it Down..Please
My friend, he's not looking for Miss right, He's Looking for Miss Right-Now
Why practice? I already know how to play
Jesus saves and money talks
That must be one of those Oprah words
There's no Love like New Love
Drive Through Love is a lot more fun, a lot less money in the long
run
Wine.....Is the Healthy Alcohol
You're disturbing the peace of the neighborhood..The CITIZEN's are
coming out!
To become a Real CITIZEN....One must own a lawn mower.
If you don't dance, I'll be forced to punish you with BeBe Bardot
Originals........
Nicknames....Bosso, the Enforcer, Schindler, Goldie, Little House,
the Day Drinker, LonesomeLinda....The Ambush GUY, Uncle
Marckum, the Weener Girl.
Judas-- Brutus-- Jezebel......you don't treat your friends so well.
What's the name of that band who plays behind Keith Richards?
The Rolling what's?
Keith is the Maine..nnnnnn.......nah! That's right, I said Maine.nn.nah!
Only thing worse than being talked about..NOT being talked about
Brutus (SKEET) ain't no" Bardot Junior", hope he likes it in the streets
We Tune..........................................Because We Care!
Tonight is..................................Bring Your Daughter To Drink Night
I don't make the rules, I just live by them (regarding male/female relations)
As they say in Hollywood, "Leave them Hungry"
I don't need a full time honey, to make me mad and take my money.
Don't Be Afraid........ I Only LOOK LOUD!
