BeBe Bardot's

DITTY'S

The BeBe Bardot 12 Step Program

"I vow to always remain...within 12 steps  of a bar"


My friend the Bugle Boy's Medical Maladies

"He seems to have an incurable case of L.B.L.S...."
Light
Bladder
Leakage
Syndrome


"He also appears to be horribly afflicted by R.P.S..."
Restless
Pecker
Syndrome

"He Keeps Dating those Internet Strumpets"


The Hallway People

"They have very SHORT attention spans"

"We have a fund setup so they can get that short
Attention Span Lengthened."

"Every Man, Woman & Child is King/Queen of the
hallway people".


The Ditty

That's what Bardot used to "Setup" his next song..."and
that's spelled  Dee..eye..Tee..Tee.Why
(Not Tee..Eye..Tee..Tee..Why)"


Where are you From?

Portland... "I'm Sorry?"...Portland, Oregon.."No..I heard
you the first time..I'm just Sorry you're from Portland".


The Little Dog Song

"A Little...Is better...Than nada!"

"We won't pick on those with the "Little Dog"
problem..but I will stair at the
guilty parties and whistle".

"I know you want a Gooey Enchilada"










Eye Yi  Yi  Yi  Yi

Eye Yi Yi Yi Yi

A-reeba

A-reeba

A..Reeeeeeba



iF....U....Cee...Kay

"If you should happen to see Kay...I want you to give her
this message for me"

"She  & Brutus still make my beeee-hind itch"


Betsy's Got Baggage

"SSSSSSSSSet  it...Down..Pleasezzzzz"

"When Betsy's got baggage..I've got Baggage too"

"Why can't your mother be more like my mother?"

"Do I look fat in this?"
Recently discovered BeBe "Big Hair" Bardot
Memorial page
CLICK HERE!
April 9th 2010
I Gotta Go
Outside...............I
have to take a
Pooooop
!
What are you looking
at?
I'm about to look at the
guilty parties and whistle