Hit that restaurant, hit that bar, but don't forget to hit...that...jar.

Will play for Chardonnay

Lots of free cheese in a mouse trap

What a choice....Marriage or Death, Can't decide which is worse

Never own a couch

Inn animates, you don't own them........they own you

Always say a prayer for the troops

Don't "Mock"The Afflicted
(Mock... as we called her was an extremely obnoxious individual)

SSSSSSSet it Down..Please

My friend, he's not looking for Miss right, He's Looking for Miss Right-Now

Why practice?  I already know how to play

Jesus saves and money talks

That must be one of those Oprah words

There's no Love like New Love

Drive Through Love is a lot more fun, a lot less money in the long
run

Wine.....Is the Healthy Alcohol

You're disturbing the peace of the neighborhood..The CITIZEN's are
coming out!

To become a Real CITIZEN....One must own a lawn mower.

If you don't dance, I'll be forced to punish you with BeBe Bardot
Originals........

Nicknames....Bosso, the Enforcer, Schindler, Goldie,  Little House,  
the Day Drinker, LonesomeLinda....The Ambush GUY,  Uncle
Marckum, the Weener Girl.

Judas-- Brutus-- Jezebel......you don't treat your friends so well.

What's the name of that band who plays behind Keith Richards?
The Rolling what's?

Keith is the Maine..nnnnnn.......nah! That's right, I said Maine.nn.nah!

Only thing worse than being talked about..NOT being talked about

Brutus
(SKEET) ain't no" Bardot Junior", hope he likes it in the streets

We Tune..........................................Because We Care!

Tonight is..................................Bring Your
Daughter To Drink Night

I don't make the rules, I just live by them (regarding male/female relations)

As they say in Hollywood, "Leave them Hungry"

I don't need a full time honey, to make me mad and take my money.

Don't Be Afraid........ I Only LOOK LOUD!